UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT APPLE HAS PERFECTED MIND CONTROL
My wife: "Everybody's iPhones are cracking and breaking. They're always brining them to you to fix. How come mine isn't breaking? When is it gonna crack?"
Me: "Honey, you don't have an iPhone. That's why."
Me: "You have a Samsung. That's why it hasn't broken."
There you have it, folks. Not only has Apple mind-washed everyone into thinking that every smartphone is an iPhone, but they've also mind-washed millions of people into buying expensive devices that break.
Plus they've figured out how to make them think it is normal to spend an extra $150 (even multiple times) to replace the fragile screens.
Mass Apple Mind Control Buster